Future Guardians Pillows

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"It's trickle down."

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"Denying the climate change works perfectly! Just look around us! Everything is as usual!"

Deer Crossing.

The wedding.

'What - you don't want to marry me after you became rich and famous? Oh, great! Now I've got to think about a new pension plan!'

"What channel is David's summer camp on?"

Fridays For Future

"You are going to marry and have a baby. But not necessarily in that order."

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

Potential Partners

"How much does it cost to get married? I don't know, I haven't finished paying yet!"

Billboard / Sue wil you marry me? -Bob / And what about grandkids? - Bob's Mom.

'I'm not playing - I don't trust you!'

'So much talent in the world, and not nearly enough roles for grandmas.'

'Should you be doing that?'

Stop Global Warming! More Green Energy!

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

"Helicopter parent is old school. Now we have drone parents."

"Can I see your pilot's license? My teacher said you're a helicopter parent."

"I miss helicopter parenting."

A climate sceptic gets warmed up...

"Thanks kid."

"I notice Desmond has become a solar bear."

"One day, son, all this will be left to you to sort out."

Young People Ask, Politicians Answer. . .