Health-conscious Guardian Gifts

What's wrong with kids nowadays?

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

Covid Shield

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Hospital.

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'Ready or not, here I come!'

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'Is it organic?'

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...'

Spring.

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"Will he be okay?"

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong