Health-conscious Guardian Gifts

What's wrong with kids nowadays?

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

Covid Shield

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

Hospital.

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

'Ready or not, here I come!'

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'Is it organic?'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

Spring.

'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...'

"Will he be okay?"

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong