Health Guardian Gifts

One week after new year. The rest of the year.

Looking After Your Back.

My job is mostly seasonal. The busiest times are cold season, flu season, and allergy season.

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

Covid Vaccine: May cause soreness at injection site and induce heavy sighs of long-awaited relief.

Cold quarantine.

'A first aid kit...good choice! You'll need it after cutting your fingers on the plastic packaging.'

A woman and a girl are visiting an Osteoporosis Clinic when she pushes on the handle it snaps off

Hospital.

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"Do you, Joan, promise to love, cherish and make sure Josh takes his cholesterol lowering medication each day?"

Humbug! What has health and safety ever done ! Apart from dramatically reduce accidents at work...cut serious injuries...reduce time off sick...

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

"Okay, there's your flu shot...now let's talk about that blood pressure!"

'This table cloth is filthy.' - 'Remember, we have been open since 1996.'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Blessed are the pacemakers.

Flu Shot

Pregnant woman standing in polluted river

Parenting Wonks

COVID-19 Vaccine Shortage

Delta and Omicron

Please wash your hands!

'Doctor, I'm worried about the side effects. . .'

Anti Virus

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

No smoking when pregnant.

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

"When I go traveling, what can I take to prevent aids?"

A man in a hospital bed.

Planet Earth using a mask to avoid contain because of virus

Una corona particolare

"Will he be okay?"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer