Health Vigilant Gifts

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Covid Shield

Wash your hands

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

Running

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

Hospital.

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

'Ready or not, here I come!'

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Stop smoking,instantly.

The Covid Tail

America is first!

'Okay - maybe we have a little problem here...'

Zika Epidemic

DNA doctor

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

"Will he be okay?"

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"