Health Vigilant Pillows

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Covid Shield

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

Running

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Wash your hands

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Hospital.

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'Ready or not, here I come!'

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

Stop smoking,instantly.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

Zika Epidemic

DNA doctor

The Covid Tail

'Okay - maybe we have a little problem here...'

America is first!

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."