Health-conscious Elder Gifts

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Running

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

Wash your hands

"The cape comes off too."

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Stop smoking,instantly.

'Is it organic?'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...'

Spring.

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'