Health-savvy Senior Gifts

'The 'senior special' was two eggs, bacon, ham, cheese, hash browns and buttered toast for only $1.99. However, the two cholesterol lowering pills, I had to take, were four dollars each.'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Typewriters and Laptops.

'As a matter of fact, I have the heart of a 30-year-old woman.'

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

Silver Surfer.

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

'Our menu is divided into three sections: Cancer causing foods, artery clogging foods, and foods that are being boycotted for political or environmental reasons.'

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

Grandad Prodigy

The Hybrid

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Stop smoking,instantly.

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...'

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

"It's the orthopedist's parts department. Your knees are in."

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.