Savings Guardian Gifts

Global crisis.

"She wants to make sure we don't lose her money..."

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Roasting the Moneybox

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

Piggy Bank ATM

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

'The forever stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now 44 cents. That's an annual apprciation of 2 which is more than you earned on your investment portfolio.'

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

Ah -- You must be a capitalist swine.

"Forget keeping all your eggs in one basket. What you need is a nest egg..."

They're rich but not in a glamorous way. They're Certificate of Deposit rich.

"I lobby for rich people."

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

We'll pass on the entrees...

'Don't be afraid, the speculators won't take away your savings. I'll be faster than they are!'

"And when you've saved up enough money, what are you going to say in in your full-page ad in the New York Times?"

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

Pig Bank Hammer

"The procedure was a complete success. We removed all of your money."

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

'Hey! Who picked out all the odds!'

'Sir, wait! You can't go yet! The register hasn't finished spitting out all your valuable coupons.'

"You've had a job for more than a year...and you have no money?"

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

'Not only can we show you how to make money on your investments, we can show you how to keep more of what you make.'

"They had to make that it guy the CEO. He won't reveal the Master Password."

'It's bad news Gents. This time next year we shall all be only millionaires.'