Money Guardian Gifts

Sign over one of three teller lines at a bank reads "Reassurances"

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Monkey-artist

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Money exchange

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Fish want out of polluted river.

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

What is possible and what is probable.

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

"We wish we could drink the water."

Here today, Bailed Out Tomorrow.