Money Gardener Gifts

Banking - The Money Tree

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

The president's men

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

Watering Money

'I think I know what the problem is!'

The Shrinking Dollar.

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Money exchange

"We balanced our budget this month!"

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes!

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Overdraft limit.

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

What is possible and what is probable.

Here today, Bailed Out Tomorrow.

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

Have you hugged your money today?

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

'Well, okay. So we almost bankrupted the country. But we've managed to make a slight profit thanks to the government bail out package, so who can possibly deny us a fat bonus this year?'

Piggy Bank ATM

'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'

'Would it kill 'ya to index my birthday check to inflation?'

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.