Money Minder Gifts

"Leave me alone. I'm deciding who to leave out of my will."

"It says : 'Last reminder. You haven't yet settled our invoice n? 230002. We look forward to receiving your payment by return, or you won't even begin to know the meaning of the word trouble !'"

'How did the fool get it in the first place?'

'Your interest? -- oh, we used that to pay the federal deposit insurance.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Frampton is no longer with us -- he gave a sucker an even break.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

Money exchange

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

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