'Good news for people who hide their money under the mattresses.'
Mattress Money Guardian Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who’s a mattress money guardian? Celebrate their shrewd savings with unique and witty products that add humor to their financial flair. Our collection features creative designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that showcase their clever approach to stashing cash and making money fun. Whether for a friend, family member, or yourself, these gifts bring a smile and serve as a cheeky nod to being a savvy saver.
'It's cheaper than gas.'
Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).
'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'
"Your portfolio is too conservative."
Downside of a memory foam mattress.
The Mattress Savings Bank
'Today a ray of hope . . .'
"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."
C.E.O.s deserve respect.
'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.'
We're looking at a six figure return. Unfortunately, they're all zeros.
"I lobby for rich people."
"I keep my savings under my mattress. It's the only way I'll ever be able to retire on my money."
"Counting sheep is the quickest way to fall asleep...and with this sheep number mattress, you can say 'BAA-BAA' to sheepless nights forever."
"I was a mattress tester, but was fired for oversleeping and being late for work."
'It's come to my attention that you haven't been sleeping on the job.'
Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'
Cashpoint machine laughs at customer.
'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'
Old Mother Cupboard in Minnesota.
'Not only can we show you how to make money on your investments, we can show you how to keep more of what you make.'
"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."
"Listen - we just stay silent and look remote and concerned and dignified, and we keep the damn bonuses."
'It's bad news Gents. This time next year we shall all be only millionaires.'
"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."
'You get kickbacks from Al's Sofa City, don't you, Fluffy?'
Any safety features?
Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn...those cretins can't tell the difference...between overdrawn and under-deposited.
"She wants to make sure we don't lose her money..."
"How many out of ten? Hello."
'Sorry, I'm late. I overslept.'
Home schooling recomended
Global crisis.
Sign over one of three teller lines at a bank reads "Reassurances"
Mattress Money Guardian Gifts Collection
Mattress Money Guardian Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for mattress money guardians—clever, funny, and designed to bring a smile to their face every morning.
Mattress Money Guardian Pillows
Comfort and humor combined—discover pillows featuring mattress money guardian themes, ideal for adding personality to any room.
Mattress Money Guardian Prints
Decorate with prints that celebrate mattress money guardians—thoughtful, humorous designs that make a statement in any space.
Mattress Money Guardian T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that shout out mattress money guardians—witty, fun, and perfect for those proud of their smart savings habits.