Mattress Money Hider Gifts

Celebrate the crafty mattress money hiders with unique and humorous gifts that bring a smile to their face. Our collection includes fun mugs, quirky t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints perfect for anyone sneaking away some cash in plain sight. Whether you’re shopping for a cheeky partner, a clever friend, or a family member who loves their secret stash, these items are designed to match their creative flair. Add a touch of humor to their hidden funds with gifts that speak to their inventive spirit and love of playful secrets.

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'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.'

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.' mockup

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.' mockup

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.' mockup

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.' mockup

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.'

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"Your portfolio is too conservative."

"Your portfolio is too conservative." mockup

"Your portfolio is too conservative." mockup

"Your portfolio is too conservative." mockup

"Your portfolio is too conservative." mockup

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

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"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?" mockup

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?" mockup

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?" mockup

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?" mockup

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

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The Mattress Savings Bank

The Mattress Savings Bank mockup

The Mattress Savings Bank mockup

The Mattress Savings Bank mockup

The Mattress Savings Bank mockup

The Mattress Savings Bank

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'Today a ray of hope . . .'

'Today a ray of hope . . .' mockup

'Today a ray of hope . . .' mockup

'Today a ray of hope . . .' mockup

'Today a ray of hope . . .' mockup

'Today a ray of hope . . .'

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"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights." mockup

"Sad really. He's scared of heights." mockup

"Sad really. He's scared of heights." mockup

"Sad really. He's scared of heights." mockup

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

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"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress." mockup

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress." mockup

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress." mockup

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress." mockup

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

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"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!" mockup

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!" mockup

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!" mockup

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!" mockup

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

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'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...' mockup

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...' mockup

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...' mockup

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...' mockup

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

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"I keep my savings under my mattress. It's the only way I'll ever be able to retire on my money."

"I keep my savings under my mattress. It's the only way I'll ever be able to retire on my money." mockup

"I keep my savings under my mattress. It's the only way I'll ever be able to retire on my money." mockup

"I keep my savings under my mattress. It's the only way I'll ever be able to retire on my money." mockup

"I keep my savings under my mattress. It's the only way I'll ever be able to retire on my money." mockup

"I keep my savings under my mattress. It's the only way I'll ever be able to retire on my money."

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"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom."

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom." mockup

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom." mockup

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom." mockup

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom." mockup

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom."

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"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?" mockup

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?" mockup

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?" mockup

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?" mockup

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

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"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!"

"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!" mockup

"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!" mockup

"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!" mockup

"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!" mockup

"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!"

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"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets." mockup

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets." mockup

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets." mockup

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets." mockup

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."

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"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit." mockup

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit." mockup

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit." mockup

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit." mockup

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

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Mel wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.

Mel wakes up on the wrong side of the bed. mockup

Mel wakes up on the wrong side of the bed. mockup

Mel wakes up on the wrong side of the bed. mockup

Mel wakes up on the wrong side of the bed. mockup

Mel wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.

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'Good news for people who hide their money under the mattresses.'

'Good news for people who hide their money under the mattresses.' mockup

'Good news for people who hide their money under the mattresses.' mockup

'Good news for people who hide their money under the mattresses.' mockup

'Good news for people who hide their money under the mattresses.' mockup

'Good news for people who hide their money under the mattresses.'

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'We've decided to grant you a new identity -- you're now a cocktail waitress in Sioux City.'

'We've decided to grant you a new identity -- you're now a cocktail waitress in Sioux City.' mockup

'We've decided to grant you a new identity -- you're now a cocktail waitress in Sioux City.' mockup

'We've decided to grant you a new identity -- you're now a cocktail waitress in Sioux City.' mockup

'We've decided to grant you a new identity -- you're now a cocktail waitress in Sioux City.' mockup

'We've decided to grant you a new identity -- you're now a cocktail waitress in Sioux City.'

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DIVORCE COURT, 'What? -- You hid the remote during the SUPERBOWL!'

DIVORCE COURT, 'What? -- You hid the remote during the SUPERBOWL!' mockup

DIVORCE COURT, 'What? -- You hid the remote during the SUPERBOWL!' mockup

DIVORCE COURT, 'What? -- You hid the remote during the SUPERBOWL!' mockup

DIVORCE COURT, 'What? -- You hid the remote during the SUPERBOWL!' mockup

DIVORCE COURT, 'What? -- You hid the remote during the SUPERBOWL!'

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'When you've fixed the sink I'll tell you where I hid the remote.'

'When you've fixed the sink I'll tell you where I hid the remote.' mockup

'When you've fixed the sink I'll tell you where I hid the remote.' mockup

'When you've fixed the sink I'll tell you where I hid the remote.' mockup

'When you've fixed the sink I'll tell you where I hid the remote.' mockup

'When you've fixed the sink I'll tell you where I hid the remote.'

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"I've hidden all the pieces of string - it's time our relationship moved on."

"I've hidden all the pieces of string - it's time our relationship moved on." mockup

"I've hidden all the pieces of string - it's time our relationship moved on." mockup

"I've hidden all the pieces of string - it's time our relationship moved on." mockup

"I've hidden all the pieces of string - it's time our relationship moved on." mockup

"I've hidden all the pieces of string - it's time our relationship moved on."

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Putting your cigarettes out of sight can reduce the urge to smoke.

Putting your cigarettes out of sight can reduce the urge to smoke. mockup

Putting your cigarettes out of sight can reduce the urge to smoke. mockup

Putting your cigarettes out of sight can reduce the urge to smoke. mockup

Putting your cigarettes out of sight can reduce the urge to smoke. mockup

Putting your cigarettes out of sight can reduce the urge to smoke.

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"It's Easter tomorrow, so they'll hide Easter Eggs in the garden, but don't eat them: chocolate is poisonous to us!"

"It's Easter tomorrow, so they'll hide Easter Eggs in the garden, but don't eat them: chocolate is poisonous to us!" mockup

"It's Easter tomorrow, so they'll hide Easter Eggs in the garden, but don't eat them: chocolate is poisonous to us!" mockup

"It's Easter tomorrow, so they'll hide Easter Eggs in the garden, but don't eat them: chocolate is poisonous to us!" mockup

"It's Easter tomorrow, so they'll hide Easter Eggs in the garden, but don't eat them: chocolate is poisonous to us!" mockup

"It's Easter tomorrow, so they'll hide Easter Eggs in the garden, but don't eat them: chocolate is poisonous to us!"

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"I've been here all day, you just haven't seen me because I've been hiding in the bathroom."

"I've been here all day, you just haven't seen me because I've been hiding in the bathroom." mockup

"I've been here all day, you just haven't seen me because I've been hiding in the bathroom." mockup

"I've been here all day, you just haven't seen me because I've been hiding in the bathroom." mockup

"I've been here all day, you just haven't seen me because I've been hiding in the bathroom." mockup

"I've been here all day, you just haven't seen me because I've been hiding in the bathroom."

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"I'm a conservative investor. When the piggy bank gets full, the money goes right into my mattress!"

"I'm a conservative investor. When the piggy bank gets full, the money goes right into my mattress!" mockup

"I'm a conservative investor. When the piggy bank gets full, the money goes right into my mattress!" mockup

"I'm a conservative investor. When the piggy bank gets full, the money goes right into my mattress!" mockup

"I'm a conservative investor. When the piggy bank gets full, the money goes right into my mattress!" mockup

"I'm a conservative investor. When the piggy bank gets full, the money goes right into my mattress!"

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Mattress Money Hider Gifts Collection

Mattress Money Hider Mugs

Discover our full range of humorous mugs perfect for mattress money hiders — bring a smile to their secret stash routine!

Mattress Money Hider Pillows

Shop our playful pillows, ideal for adding humor and personality to any space of the mattress money hider’s home or office.

Mattress Money Hider Prints

Browse our vibrant prints that celebrate the artistic side of hiding cash—perfect for the clever and fun-loving individual.

Mattress Money Hider T-Shirts

Explore our witty t-shirts designed for the creative and humorous who love hiding cash with style. Find the perfect playful gift today!