String Hider Gifts

"I've hidden all the pieces of string - it's time our relationship moved on."

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

My other cello is a Stradivari

Violin Practise

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

Happy Violinist

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

In Disguise.

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.'

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Cello player has an audience of cats.

Cellist wearing face mask.

'I know you're at home, Oog -- I can see your feet!'

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

"Hey, that's a cat trick."

Eddie Van Halen.

"As far as I'm concerned, gentlemen, this marks the end of the Schwarzwalder String Quartet."

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom."

Harp Book

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

DIVORCE COURT, 'What? -- You hid the remote during the SUPERBOWL!'

'OK, so I have a thing about thunder!'

A violin crawls towards a Dampit in the desert.

"Wayne couldn't stop himself from blushing anytime he broke his G-string."

'When you've fixed the sink I'll tell you where I hid the remote.'

Will you help me hide my wretchedly excessive bonus money in my garden? I could. Tree's Trees. But you don't need me to bury money. Not bury it. I want new walls, flowerbeds, trees and water features. A. Hidden in plain sight. Voila!

"It's Easter tomorrow, so they'll hide Easter Eggs in the garden, but don't eat them: chocolate is poisonous to us!"

"You seem very highly strung."

"I've been here all day, you just haven't seen me because I've been hiding in the bathroom."