Remote Hider Gifts

'When you've fixed the sink I'll tell you where I hid the remote.'

'There's nothing on.'

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

'Anything good on?' TV replies 'No.'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"We've lost the remote."

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

In Disguise.

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'I wish someone would finally make that Oprah Winfrey shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'I know you're at home, Oog -- I can see your feet!'

"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom."

'This is a song about losing something you dearly love, searching for it everywhere and finally finding it only to lose it again. I call it 'Lookin' for my remote in all the wrong places'!'

'You haven't grabbed the remote, Henry. That shows improvement.'

'Here it is, Mom. . . 'Never make any sudden moves around an adult male protecting his remote. Let him know you have no intention of taking it from him and he will gradually come to his senses.''

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

'Who has the remote?'

"Gracie, have you seen the TV remote?"

"We can also sell you another remote control to help you locate this model."

Quick, there's a junk food ad!

"Olly Olly oxen free!"

TV Fan

DIVORCE COURT, 'What? -- You hid the remote during the SUPERBOWL!'

'OK, so I have a thing about thunder!'

A man watching television sees that the Apathy channel has been canceled due to a lack of interest.

We now return you to reality, which is already in progress.

"Stop WAFTING!"