Bathroom Hider Gifts

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom."

"I've been here all day, you just haven't seen me because I've been hiding in the bathroom."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"Renovating your bathroom?"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

In Disguise.

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'I know you're at home, Oog -- I can see your feet!'

'So we meet again on the fields of battle.'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

"Wash and Quo"

'Is this the open house?'

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

Where did you hide my laptop? Hint: You'll never find it. So obvious, dad. Under his dirty laundry. No chores all week if you don't tell.

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

"I'm having a problem with the Ultra-Super Max Plumber's Helper you sold me yesterday."

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'Are you going to be long in there? ...And have you seen my electric guitar?'

'There you are dear - I was just telling Mr. and Mrs. Mumby about our little game of trying to have a bath during the commercials.'

'OK, so I have a thing about thunder!'

DIVORCE COURT, 'What? -- You hid the remote during the SUPERBOWL!'

'Oh no. The cat got into the tub too.'

'The plunger had defected to the enemy.'

'Ralph, the toilet is overflowing.'

'When you've fixed the sink I'll tell you where I hid the remote.'

Putting your cigarettes out of sight can reduce the urge to smoke.

"I've hidden all the pieces of string - it's time our relationship moved on."

"I see you need some socks."