Financial Guardian Gifts

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

The president's men

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

E.U. Banking Union.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Just Stop Boil