Economic Guardian Gifts

'Don't be afraid, the speculators won't take away your savings. I'll be faster than they are!'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

Solar Frankenstein

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'May the forest be with you.'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

"What about my footprint?"

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

A collective sigh of relief.

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

World Financial Mafia

"He downgraded Apple."

'You forgot the product label.'