Profit Guardian Gifts

"Listen - we just stay silent and look remote and concerned and dignified, and we keep the damn bonuses."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Just Stop Boil

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Evolution.

Soaring Profits

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

There is No Planet C

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

Earth stove

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

Climate Change

Toys and environmental pollution

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"AI"

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Tree Funeral