Profit Guardian Pillows

"Listen - we just stay silent and look remote and concerned and dignified, and we keep the damn bonuses."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I love you too, big guy."

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Just Stop Boil

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Evolution.

Earth stove

There is No Planet C

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

Soaring Profits

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"AI"

Climate Change

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Tree Funeral

'Guess who made a bushel today?'