Wealth Guardian Pillows

Add a touch of humor and comfort to their space with pillows that honor the wealth guardian—ideal for those who guard prosperity with a creative spirit.

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"I lobby for rich people."

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"Your money is perfectly fine, you can go to sleep now."

"Your money is perfectly fine, you can go to sleep now." mockup

"Your money is perfectly fine, you can go to sleep now."

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'It's bad news Gents. This time next year we shall all be only millionaires.'

'It's bad news Gents. This time next year we shall all be only millionaires.' mockup

'It's bad news Gents. This time next year we shall all be only millionaires.'

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"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

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Old father making will and leaving his son property in trust

Old father making will and leaving his son property in trust mockup

Old father making will and leaving his son property in trust

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'Not only can we show you how to make money on your investments, we can show you how to keep more of what you make.'

'Not only can we show you how to make money on your investments, we can show you how to keep more of what you make.' mockup

'Not only can we show you how to make money on your investments, we can show you how to keep more of what you make.'

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The day the stock market went UP. mockup

The day the stock market went UP.

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Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you. mockup

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

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Profit

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Great Chinese Dynasties

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(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell) mockup

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

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"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!" mockup

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

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"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's." mockup

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

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'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.' mockup

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

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Watering Money

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"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?" mockup

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

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Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist! mockup

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

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'I think I know what the problem is!' mockup

'I think I know what the problem is!'

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'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.' mockup

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

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'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.' mockup

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

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'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.' mockup

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

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"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money." mockup

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

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"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?" mockup

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

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'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.' mockup

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

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'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.' mockup

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

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Stock market investment advice

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'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!' mockup

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

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'We want it painted the colour of money!'

'We want it painted the colour of money!' mockup

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

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"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..." mockup

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

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"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you." mockup

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

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Flat tax - equal burden?

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"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!" mockup

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

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'This is the BEST well we've dug!!' mockup

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

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"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it." mockup

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

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'It's cheaper than gas.'

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Wealth Guardian Pillows Collection

Wealth Guardian Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for the wealth guardian—fun, stylish, and designed to bring a smile every morning.

Wealth Guardian Prints

Browse our prints to celebrate the wealth guardian—perfect wall decor for a space that appreciates clever and creative art.

Wealth Guardian T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate wealth guardianship with wit and style—perfect for adding a playful touch to their wardrobe.