Wallet Guardians Pillows

We'll pass on the entrees...

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Fish want out of polluted river.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

Earth Day Summit.

"We wish we could drink the water."

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

"Rest assured we invest your money as if it were our own. Can I borrow 50 bucks?"

Save the river.

Will work for clean water.

"I lobby for rich people."

Minnesota ground water

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Next on the five O'clock news, a consumer report on how to protect what's in your wallet.'

Monkey steeling Eggs. Bird attacking monkey.

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Deer sitting in house surrounded by mounted human heads.

'Hey! Who picked out all the odds!'

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

'Not only can we show you how to make money on your investments, we can show you how to keep more of what you make.'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

Transatlantic.

'It's bad news Gents. This time next year we shall all be only millionaires.'