Wallet Inspector Pillows

'There's a lot of stuff in dad's wallet!...'

Maybe clean out your wallet

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Rising Gas Prices

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"Office of quality assurance"

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

Big Loan, Little Deposit Bank

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

"Rest assured we invest your money as if it were our own. Can I borrow 50 bucks?"

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'Next on the five O'clock news, a consumer report on how to protect what's in your wallet.'

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

We'll pass on the entrees...

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

'Now, in which elevators did I park Ann's couple of Cadillacs?'

"Hello?- Anyone here?"

Target practice

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"Good dog!"

Today's Topic: "The value of money" You know what they say, Frank, "money talks." Whenever my money starts to talk, I get a bill to shut it up.

"Of course it's hard to understand. They wouldn't be billing 'codes' , if they were easy to decipher."

"Auditor's here."

"I'd have gotten you a nicer card if you'd had more money in your wallet."

Community Bailout.

"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet."

'I think it's related to tapering.'

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

"Never, ever, think outside the box."

Gas prices