Wallet Inspector T-Shirts

'There's a lot of stuff in dad's wallet!...'

Rising Gas Prices

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"Office of quality assurance"

Big Loan, Little Deposit Bank

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

"Rest assured we invest your money as if it were our own. Can I borrow 50 bucks?"

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

'Next on the five O'clock news, a consumer report on how to protect what's in your wallet.'

We'll pass on the entrees...

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Target practice

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

"Hello?- Anyone here?"

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

'Now, in which elevators did I park Ann's couple of Cadillacs?'

"Good dog!"

"Of course it's hard to understand. They wouldn't be billing 'codes' , if they were easy to decipher."

"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet."

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

Community Bailout.

'I think it's related to tapering.'

"Never, ever, think outside the box."

Gas prices

J'Accuse!