Wallet Defender T-Shirts

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Rising Gas Prices

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

'As long as the gov't has a printing press, all deposits federally insured.'

Poor & Elderly Carry The Load Of The Iraq War.

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

"Rest assured we invest your money as if it were our own. Can I borrow 50 bucks?"

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

We'll pass on the entrees...

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

'Next on the five O'clock news, a consumer report on how to protect what's in your wallet.'

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

"What about this book, boss?" "Yeah, get rid of it—it's got too many long words in it."

'What do you mean, you don't like the look of him - What has he ever done to you?'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"Good dog!"

"Dog house"

Library Closures.

"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet."

IRS...Please, let's not quibble over a few dollars!

"Your honor...the only reason my clinet committed these crimes was to support his wife and five kiids."

"Yes, Gary, I'm sure the school hasn't banned your math textbook. Now, go back to class."

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

"An impressive resume, General, but remember - department-store security is different from national security."

'You know what? I agree with my son's opinion of you.'

'Stand by for shock waves!'