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C.E.O.s deserve respect.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Money Bar.

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

Greed.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'The rich get richer, but what do the poor get?'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Counting dollars

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

Business Philosophy 101.