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Goldbunker

Great Chinese Dynasties

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

The Golfing Accident

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

The melting polar ice caps

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Money god

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"