Wealth Protector Gifts

Goldbunker

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

The Golfing Accident

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

The melting polar ice caps

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Money god