Profit Protector Gifts

"Oh, stop your frettin'"

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Budget watchdog

'We've got to take care, sir! Last month, this thing went down and hit a guy at the floor below us!'

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

Deadly sales figures...

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Profit

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

Sales.

Smiling businessman with rising profits

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

"Oh, I can't complain"

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'