Profit Predator Gifts

Looking for a gift for the profit predator—a creative mind driven by business goals and a sharp sense of humor? Our collection features playful, smart designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate hustle and hustle humor. Whether they’re a startup founder or a self-made business enthusiast, these gifts combine wit with a touch of entrepreneurial spirit. Find a unique way to motivate or tease your profit-minded friend or colleague with products that speak their language of ambition and humor.

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Don't panic!

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Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you. mockup

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

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Profit

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'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.' mockup

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

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'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.' mockup

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

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'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!' mockup

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

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'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.' mockup

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

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"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest." mockup

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

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'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?' mockup

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

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'I think I know what the problem is!' mockup

'I think I know what the problem is!'

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'We're living in a round hole economy.' mockup

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

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'If I may say so, business is booming.' mockup

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

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Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.' mockup

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

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'How do we SLEEP at night?'

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Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph mockup

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

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"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in." mockup

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

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Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir." mockup

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

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'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.' mockup

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

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'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

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