Corporate Predator Gifts

Looking for a cheeky gift for the corporate predator? Our collection features clever designs that celebrate ambition and drive with a humorous twist. Ideal for team leaders, entrepreneurs, or anyone who’s got a competitive streak and a sharp wit. These products add a fun touch to their workspace or wardrobe, making them perfect for the go-getter with a sense of humor.

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"I guess this is me."

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"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch." mockup

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

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"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company." mockup

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

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In basket-case.

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"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!" mockup

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

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"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!" mockup

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

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A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle." mockup

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

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Fish and color

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'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.' mockup

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

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'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.' mockup

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

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'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.' mockup

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

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Why am I running?

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'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.' mockup

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

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"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun." mockup

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

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'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.' mockup

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

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'Risky, but I like it!'

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'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

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'This is the last time we post job openings,'

'This is the last time we post job openings,' mockup

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

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Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush. mockup

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

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"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover." mockup

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

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"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally." mockup

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

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'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.' mockup

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

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Twisted Peel works overtime.

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"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself." mockup

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

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'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.' mockup

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

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“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!” mockup

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

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'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.' mockup

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

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'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!' mockup

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

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'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.' mockup

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

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"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?" mockup

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

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He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck' mockup

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

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Big business is not evil

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'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?' mockup

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

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"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?" mockup

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

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'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.' mockup

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

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Corporate Predator Gifts Collection

Corporate Predator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the corporate predator who loves their coffee with a side of wit. Find the right design to match their ambitious personality.

Corporate Predator Pillows

Check out pillows with witty sayings perfect for the corporate predator’s home or office space. Add a humorous touch to their environment.

Corporate Predator Prints

Discover prints that capture the bold spirit of the corporate predator. Great for framing and decorating their workspace with a clever, inspiring message.

Corporate Predator T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirts that celebrate the corporate predator’s drive. Discover clever, bold designs that make a statement and add humor to their everyday wardrobe.