Corporate Pirate Gifts

An executive walks the plank during a boardroom meeting.

'Freelancing might be a viable option.'

'My new team seem like great guys.'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

In basket-case.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

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"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"It's a swearbox."

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

"We had to lay off most of the staff to pay for the recruitment and training of new staff to replace the staff we laid off."

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

"How many letters can you read?"

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Walking the Plank.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'