Corporate Pirate Pillows

An executive walks the plank during a boardroom meeting.

'Freelancing might be a viable option.'

'My new team seem like great guys.'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

In basket-case.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

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"It's a swearbox."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"We had to lay off most of the staff to pay for the recruitment and training of new staff to replace the staff we laid off."

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

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"How many letters can you read?"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

Walking the Plank.

'I wanted you in a position where I felt you could grow.'

Fishing for Litter

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!