Corporate Castaway Pillows

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

In basket-case.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

Imagine there's no office...

Business Fishing.

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

Ever thought of early retirement?

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Paradigm shifters company.

"I took something for my headache. I took my boss to the airport."

"When I said you could have a summer vacation I didn't mean the whole summer."

"The Company has drawn a line under me and moved on."

Computing in the Cloud

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

"I've thought of someone to blame."

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."