Corporate Escapees Pillows

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

Imagine there's no office...

Cut and Run

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

'Very nice, but I was hoping they'd be a little bit more obscene.'

Elevator/Open Range

"Bentley, I don't care if you are my heir apparent. Stop peeking in here fifty times a day!"

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

"Nothing personal, I just wanted to see if I still had it."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Ever thought of early retirement?

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

"I took something for my headache. I took my boss to the airport."

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

'I started at the bottom, running mazes in the lab.'

"When I said you could have a summer vacation I didn't mean the whole summer."

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

"I've thought of someone to blame."