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Finance piracy

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Piracy on a boating lake

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Are we there yet?'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pirate

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

tRUMp, Pirate President

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Pirates at the mall.