Money-minded Pirate Pillows

"It's not the Royal Navy who'll be the death of us, it's the damned capital gains taxes."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirate

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

Finance piracy

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

Financial Pirates

'Business as usual, baby - Wall Street is back!'

Pirate

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

GREENLAND

No, not buried treasure ... "X" marks the spot with the best wi-fi reception.

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

'Wow! It even has it's own Crows Nest complete with lookout!'

Money Hog

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.

"Yer know I hates it when yer read over me shoulder!"

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

'I have to download a software patch for my eyePhone.'

'Son, as I can see it, your career prospects as a pirate seem to be... hm...limited!'

"I'm working harder than I ever have, but all I get out of it is larger and larger paychecks."

'Aye Aye phone.'

Talk like a pirate accountant day.

"According to the map the cryptocurrency treasure must be buried here!"

"Finding coins under your couch cushions doesn't count as finding buried treasure."

'I don't want a piece of the rock. I want money.'

Dollar Stamp

Safe Social Distancing - Pirate Treasure Hunt

'Fire another broadside ... and take Mrs. Kepelman some lotion.'

I spy with my little eye, something black again. Daaad.

Cyclist with Dollar Signs.

"I'd say Corporate Raiders."