Profit Pirate Gifts

'Business as usual, baby - Wall Street is back!'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Shall I let them breathe."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'It's a treasure map.'

"How many letters can you read?"

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Walking the Plank.

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

What if Pirates Were Born With Their Wooden Leg?

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

Fishing for Litter

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'