Literary Pirate Gifts

"Yer know I hates it when yer read over me shoulder!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Cannonball!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Pirate

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

Finance piracy

'We should talk more.'

'I bought him from a sailor!'

Desert Island Books

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

"It's not the Royal Navy who'll be the death of us, it's the damned capital gains taxes."

'Business as usual, baby - Wall Street is back!'

"So leaving it with a broker didn't do any good at all?"

GREENLAND

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

Pirate

No, not buried treasure ... "X" marks the spot with the best wi-fi reception.

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.

Book Sailing

Pirate Captain, with his hook accessories, in his kitchen.

Pirates of the Carob Bean. Hand over all your chocolate substitute ingredients!

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

'No, sorry, this isn't an oil tanker.'

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

"Should we tell the captain about that approaching enemy ship?"

Pirates of Penzance, Frederic and Mabel

Somewhere on the Coast of Somalia...

"Finding coins under your couch cushions doesn't count as finding buried treasure."

"According to the map the cryptocurrency treasure must be buried here!"