Literary Pirate Gifts

"Yer know I hates it when yer read over me shoulder!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Cannonball!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Pirate

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

'We should talk more.'

Finance piracy

'I bought him from a sailor!'

Desert Island Books

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

'Business as usual, baby - Wall Street is back!'

"So leaving it with a broker didn't do any good at all?"

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

Pirate

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

GREENLAND

Book Sailing

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.

Pirate Captain, with his hook accessories, in his kitchen.

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

'No, sorry, this isn't an oil tanker.'

Pirates of Penzance, Frederic and Mabel

Somewhere on the Coast of Somalia...

"Should we tell the captain about that approaching enemy ship?"

"Finding coins under your couch cushions doesn't count as finding buried treasure."

"According to the map the cryptocurrency treasure must be buried here!"

Pirate eye chart.