Romantic Pirate Gifts

Pirate

'Cannonball!'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Romance on the Yacht

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

'We should talk more.'

Pirate King

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

"Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don't underestimate their numbers!!"

'I bought him from a sailor!'

"I only missed one rodent quota!"

Chez Bistro. Let's go dutch tonight, Francine. What is this? An "unfunded man date"?

"I made him do the plank."

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

Pirate

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

"I removed the carpeting and lo and behold, hardwood!"

The Honeymooners.

Bring me the sail maker!

"I love you, Ilene, O.K.? Get over it!"

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

"I remember when these two matched on Hinge, casually retweeted quips on Tweitter, lost each other for a bit, slid into Instagram DMs...and here we are at regular texting and marriage."

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.

"Yer know I hates it when yer read over me shoulder!"

PILATES OF THE CARIBBEAN