Lover Of Pirate Lore Gifts

'Cannonball!'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Ghostship

'We should talk more.'

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Pirate King

'I bought him from a sailor!'

Daily Grind...'I'm getting too old for this!'

"I made him do the plank."

"Same ship, different day."

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

Santa never made it as a pirate: 'Yo ho ho! And a bottle of egg nog!'

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

Shoot, that's right – that's the chest where I kept all those left boots.

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

"I removed the carpeting and lo and behold, hardwood!"

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

'He tells a great story, but the truth is that he was drinking a mai tai, and the little umbrella poked him in the eye.'

'No, sorry, this isn't an oil tanker.'

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

Octo-Pirate

Somewhere on the Coast of Somalia...

'I assume Sir requires a hands-free model?'

Flying Dutchman

"A plaster on yer knee, not much of a pirate, are we?"

'The bad cholesterol molecules are the ones with scars and eye patches.'

Pirate eye chart.

'Let's face it, Cap'n -- we're dead in the water!'

Old boatmen impressing children with made up stories about having been a smuggler

Industry and Idleness - The idle apprentice turned away and sent to sea.