Pirate Lore Fan Gifts

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Somewhere on the Coast of Somalia...

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Cannonball!'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'Are we there yet?'

The Dubloon Stops Here

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Piracy on a boating lake

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

Pirate

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water