Romantic Pirate Prints

Pirate

'Cannonball!'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Romance on the Yacht

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

'We should talk more.'

Pirate King

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

'I bought him from a sailor!'

"I only missed one rodent quota!"

"Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don't underestimate their numbers!!"

"I made him do the plank."

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

Pirate

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

"I removed the carpeting and lo and behold, hardwood!"

The Honeymooners.

Bring me the sail maker!

"I remember when these two matched on Hinge, casually retweeted quips on Tweitter, lost each other for a bit, slid into Instagram DMs...and here we are at regular texting and marriage."

Once a pirate always a pirate!

"I love you, Ilene, O.K.? Get over it!"

PILATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

'He tells a great story, but the truth is that he was drinking a mai tai, and the little umbrella poked him in the eye.'

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.