Philosophical Pirates Gifts

Searching for a gift for the philosophical pirate in your life? Discover items that spark deep reflections while celebrating a love for adventure and the open sea. Perfect for thinkers with a rebellious spirit, our quirky products combine wit and wonder to inspire and amuse.

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"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis." mockup

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

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Thinking Gears

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Goldfish bowl on raft...

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Emergency Phone.

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Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.' mockup

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

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"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box." mockup

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

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Arthur Schopenhauer

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'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!' mockup

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

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"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun." mockup

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

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"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!" mockup

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

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"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money." mockup

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

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'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.' mockup

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

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"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist." mockup

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

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"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...." mockup

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

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Newton Discovers Surrealism.

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The first 'outside the box' thinker. mockup

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

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'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.' mockup

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

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"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are." mockup

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

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'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

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'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

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Self Checkout

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Finance piracy

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'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?' mockup

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

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'I inherited therefore I am'

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"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get." mockup

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

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'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that? mockup

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

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"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?" mockup

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

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'It's just a phase they're going through.'

'It's just a phase they're going through.' mockup

'It's just a phase they're going through.'

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'I don't have a single appointment between 1:30 and 2. Do you want me questioning the meaning of my existence?'

'I don't have a single appointment between 1:30 and 2. Do you want me questioning the meaning of my existence?' mockup

'I don't have a single appointment between 1:30 and 2. Do you want me questioning the meaning of my existence?'

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Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap mockup

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap

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Desert Island Books

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"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..." mockup

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

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'I didn't realize you were so fond of it, Sir Isaac.'

'I didn't realize you were so fond of it, Sir Isaac.' mockup

'I didn't realize you were so fond of it, Sir Isaac.'

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'It's bad news for the cabin boy.' mockup

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

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'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.' mockup

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

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'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.'

'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.' mockup

'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.'

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Philosophical Pirates Gifts Collection

Philosophical Pirates Mugs

Discover more fun and thought-provoking mugs perfect for your philosophical pirate—explore our full collection for clever designs that question everything.

Philosophical Pirates Pillows

Explore our collection of whimsical pillows that add a thoughtful touch to any space—ideal for the curious and adventurous at heart.

Philosophical Pirates Prints

Browse our inspiring prints that celebrate philosophy and adventure—perfect for decorating a home or office for the inquisitive mind.

Philosophical Pirates T-Shirts

Find more witty and adventurous t-shirts that suit your philosophical pirate’s curious nature—browse our full range for stylish, clever designs.