Philosophical Pirates Gifts

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Thinking Gears

Emergency Phone.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Arthur Schopenhauer

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"This'll show the Theology Department."

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

Finance piracy

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

Self Checkout

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'I inherited therefore I am'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap

'I don't have a single appointment between 1:30 and 2. Do you want me questioning the meaning of my existence?'

Desert Island Books

'It's just a phase they're going through.'

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

'I didn't realize you were so fond of it, Sir Isaac.'

"The Talmudic umpire It may have been a strike, since it cut the corner of the plate, and yet it was a trifle high, but not really that high, and yet it seemed to curve over the plate..."

Why the sudden interest in Autumn?