Philosophical Players Gifts

Zen Bowling.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"So, what do you do for play?"

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'I'm an atheist!'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Philosopher trading cards.

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

"So where do you get all your ideas from?"

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I just think we should be together'.

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."