Philosophical Gamers Gifts

"Have you ever felt you were just a random NPC in an asymmetrical multiplayer open world survival video game?"

Davos.

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

Solitaire card shark.

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Football Thinker

Truth or dare at the philosophy dept.'s lounge

"Saying you're moral because you believe in God is like saying you're a soldier because you play 'Call of Duty'."

"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

Mental Telepathy Video Games.

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

"I'm not just playing video games--I'm contributing to the zeitgeist of the times."

Zen Bowling.

Good and Evil: The Human Video Game

'Yeah, I tried that once.'

"I'd estimate it takes 6 hours of teaching to counteract 2 hours of video games!"

"Why do you like playing Bingo so much, Tia Carmen?"

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

"My mom will only let me play Angry Birds if they're passive aggressive."

Hop-scotching monk.

War on Terror Game: Rules, Everyone Loses.

Real World Hopscotch

'Do you ever think Mature is kind of an odd way to classify video games?'

'I was driving around in some very heavy traffic, and i thought 'big deal, it's only virtual reality'..But it wasn't.'

'The way I look at it, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'

Chess game.

"Wait a second. If they didn't have video games back then, how did Jesus die for our sims?"

It's awfully windy out here, Frank! Yeah

"Six IT support personnel?! I'm beginning to suspect this Ark is a Sim Game!"

Conkers - "I've got the gaming app version."

'They've led our breakthroughs in gaming theory.'