Gameplay Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for a gameplay philosopher? Explore our range of witty and thoughtful products that celebrate strategic thinking, analysis, and a love for gaming insights. Perfect for that creative mind who enjoys pondering the deeper rules of play.

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"I'd estimate it takes 6 hours of teaching to counteract 2 hours of video games!"

"I'd estimate it takes 6 hours of teaching to counteract 2 hours of video games!" mockup

"I'd estimate it takes 6 hours of teaching to counteract 2 hours of video games!"

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'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!' mockup

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

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"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society." mockup

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

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"I'm bored."

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'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.' mockup

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

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"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia." mockup

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

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"So, what do you do for play?"

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'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.' mockup

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

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'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.' mockup

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

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"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock." mockup

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

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"Recess does things to a man."

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'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.' mockup

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

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"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability." mockup

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

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'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?' mockup

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

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'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.' mockup

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

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"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag." mockup

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

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'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.' mockup

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

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"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!" mockup

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

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"Do you want to talk about it?"

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Philosopher trading cards.

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"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22." mockup

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

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"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog." mockup

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

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'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.' mockup

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

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"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!" mockup

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

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Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

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Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

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"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?" mockup

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

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Davos.

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'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.' mockup

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

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"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus." mockup

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

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'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!' mockup

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

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"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?" mockup

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

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"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me."

"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me." mockup

"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me."

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Gameplay Philosopher Gifts Collection

Gameplay Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of gameplay philosopher mugs—thoughtful designs for strategists and game lovers alike.

Gameplay Philosopher Pillows

Relax with pillows that celebrate your love of game theory and strategic thinking—fun and comfy accents.

Gameplay Philosopher Prints

Decorate with prints that showcase the clever side of gameplay philosophy—artful reminders of strategic brilliance.

Gameplay Philosopher T-Shirts

Find witty t-shirts that capture the essence of gameplay philosophy—perfect for casual or game night attire.