Game Philosopher Gifts

'The way I look at it, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'

Real World Hopscotch

Football Thinker

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Philosopher trading cards.

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

Davos.

Solitaire card shark.

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

God playing with dolls.

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

No Strike Zone Man.

Rock, paper, scissors

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

Peel as the Knave of Spades

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

'Although we've vanquished the invaders from Paperland, we really should have allied with them for the impending attack on us by Rockland!'

Chess boxing

Political Collaboration.

Footballer plays in labyrinth.

'It stands for, 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'.'

If chess allowed gerrymandering.

"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"

'It's a trap - Everything is EDUCATIONAL!'

How to win the Lottery. - Scratch 'n' read edition.

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

The New Philosophy Sitcom: Sartre Trek, Boldly Going Nowhere.