Gamer Philosopher Gifts

What's going on in the middle east really worries me. It is pretty bad. All that oppression caused by just a handful of arrogant tyrants who're bent on ruling the world

'I was driving around in some very heavy traffic, and i thought 'big deal, it's only virtual reality'..But it wasn't.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"I'm bored."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Davos.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

Solitaire card shark.

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Rudy, is there life after battery life? I don't understand, Doug 2.0. If we have made our last computation, if our processor has expired. Do we ascend to some other network, a place without pop-ads and spam? Are you sick, Doug 2.0? Are you dying? Negative. It has contracted a terrible, irreversible virus. Oh! Your laptop has died and you want to know if it's going to heaven. Will it look down on me and still track my movements? How a geek mourns.

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'