Video Game Philosopher Gifts

For the gamer who loves philosophy just as much as gameplay, our collection merges thoughtful humor with gaming insight. Discover mugs, T-shirts, pillows, and prints that honor the intellectual side of gaming. Show off their love for pixelated pondering or spark conversations about the philosophical questions hidden in game worlds. Whether it’s a witty quote or a clever design, these gifts make the perfect tribute to the video game philosopher in your life.

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"I'm not just playing video games--I'm contributing to the zeitgeist of the times."

"I'm not just playing video games--I'm contributing to the zeitgeist of the times." mockup

"I'm not just playing video games--I'm contributing to the zeitgeist of the times."

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"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?" mockup

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

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'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.' mockup

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

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'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.' mockup

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

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"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock." mockup

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

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'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.' mockup

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

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Davos.

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Solitaire card shark.

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'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.' mockup

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

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'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.' mockup

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

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'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.' mockup

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

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Football Thinker

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No Strike Zone Man.

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'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!' mockup

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

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Peel as the Knave of Spades

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Chess boxing

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"Eh? What? Eh? I'm sorry, I dozed off during all that cross-field and back passing."

"Eh? What? Eh? I'm sorry, I dozed off during all that cross-field and back passing." mockup

"Eh? What? Eh? I'm sorry, I dozed off during all that cross-field and back passing."

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"What if we could see five dimensions?" mockup

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

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'Although we've vanquished the invaders from Paperland, we really should have allied with them for the impending attack on us by Rockland!'

'Although we've vanquished the invaders from Paperland, we really should have allied with them for the impending attack on us by Rockland!' mockup

'Although we've vanquished the invaders from Paperland, we really should have allied with them for the impending attack on us by Rockland!'

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Footballer plays in labyrinth.

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'It stands for, 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'.'

'It stands for, 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'.' mockup

'It stands for, 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'.'

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If chess allowed gerrymandering.

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"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"

"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?" mockup

"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"

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The referee...

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"Have you ever felt you were just a random NPC in an asymmetrical multiplayer open world survival video game?"

"Have you ever felt you were just a random NPC in an asymmetrical multiplayer open world survival video game?" mockup

"Have you ever felt you were just a random NPC in an asymmetrical multiplayer open world survival video game?"

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'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?' mockup

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

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How to win the Lottery. - Scratch 'n' read edition.

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How to win the Lottery. - Scratch 'n' read edition.

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The New Philosophy Sitcom: Sartre Trek, Boldly Going Nowhere.

The New Philosophy Sitcom: Sartre Trek, Boldly Going Nowhere. mockup

The New Philosophy Sitcom: Sartre Trek, Boldly Going Nowhere.

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'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.' mockup

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

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''I'm missing the football game' is very incisive. Can you go on with that thought.'

''I'm missing the football game' is very incisive. Can you go on with that thought.' mockup

''I'm missing the football game' is very incisive. Can you go on with that thought.'

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"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?" mockup

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

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Video Game Philosopher Gifts Collection

Video Game Philosopher Mugs

Explore our range of mugs, perfect for gaming philosophers who love to contemplate with a cup in hand. Find designs that make statement sips possible.

Video Game Philosopher Pillows

Relax in style with pillows that feature clever, gaming-inspired philosophical quotes—adding humor and thoughtfulness to any space.

Video Game Philosopher Prints

Find striking prints that celebrate the thoughtful side of gaming—ideal for decorating and inspiring both players and philosophers alike.

Video Game Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover T-shirts that merge gaming wit with philosophical insight—great for gamers who love to wear their intellectual side loud and proud.